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I don't expect gifts!

I don't expect tips either, my fees are enough to get you my full attention. I know some of you really like giving gifts though, so if that's you and you appreciate some guidance, this is for you. (Thanks!)

My measurements are 36-28-38, and I'm somewhere between 5'0" and 5'1". Women's clothes sizes are notoriously unreliable (don't trust the charts, they lie), but I'm usually a dress size 10, running towards 12 in the hips. For bras I'm usually a 34C, sometimes 34D. Yes you're right, it would probably be easier to bring flowers.

• Charity donations: Shelter, Medicines Sans Frontiers, or the place where I volunteer: Hen Heaven.
• Flowers. No, I don't have a favourite, go with your mood.
• Chocolates. Wait! This isn't as easy as you think. I'm vegan, so a trip to Thorntons won't turn up much. I like Montezumas and Booja Booja, and if you find any other vegan truffles/pralines/boxed chocolate type things I'll be well chuffed. Also Manner Original Neapolitaner (hazlenut) Wafers. Not obviously gifty, but I can't get them in Brighton at the moment and usually run out of my christmas supply by February.
• Single malt whisky. I don't know a lot about it, but I like most Scotch including Glenorangie, Talisker and Bowmore.
• Lingerie: I like lace, satin, embroidery and feminine prints. I prefer bras which are smaller than full cup, such as balconette, plunge, or push-up.
• Jewellery: I rarely wear jewellery other than the odd necklace (and my piercings, find something interesting for my nipple if you're feeling adventurous). I prefer silver and grey tones to gold. At the moment I'm on the lookout for a giant vintage diamante necklace to blind audiences with when I perform.
• Good quality corsets such as Axfords or Vollers. I take a 22" waist.
• Gift certificates. Amazon, Axfords, Figleaves, Sh!.